Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Reasons NOT to get a monkey...

If you've been thinking about getting a monkey (or perhaps an ape), you might just want to rethink that decision. I know it sounds like a lot of fun at first, but there are some serious down-sides to consider:
  • They throw poo
  • They'll mock you by brachiating around the house
  • They pack heat...

3 comments:

Celeste said...

dude, i almost spit cheerios all over the screen.

TheRegisenator said...

What are you doing eating Cheerios at 5pm?!?

Celeste said...

*bag over head*